Too Many Servings of John

Musings and reviews from a weird mind

October 2024

  • John’s Mini Review of Venom’s Last Dance

    Full spoilers for this. I don’t have much to say and I don’t want to talk about this movie. It feels grossly put together and cynical and rushed and low effort so that’s what this review will be. None of the posters, none of the red spoiler text, the breaking down characters, none of it. Read more

  • The Flying Nun, Revisited: Volume 7

    Previously on The Flying Nun, Revisited…“The Flying Nun is a hip sixties woman named Sister Bertrille from New York and she just began working at a convent in exceedingly windy San Juan, Puerto Rico. She weighs ninety pounds and her cornette is shaped in such a way that makes it aerodynamic when countered with a Read more

  • Return Of The Bear – A Friendship Tale

    A Special Birthday Post! It’s my Birthday! Hello! I turn 22 today but I don’t have anything special to say about myself, so instead I’m going to talk about my first best friend, a friend I thought was long dead. Was he? I mean, you can read the post to find out. Or the title. Read more

  • Ruddtrospective #35: An Unhappy and Boring Halloween

    Full spoilers for the sixth movie in a franchise that’s now 11 or 13 movies old, depending if you count Rob Zombie. I’ve only seen Halloween VI, and as far as I can tell this story is fully inconsequential to the overall narrative, as are the vast majority of them in general. Halloween VI: The Read more

  • John’s Review of Depressing Clown 2: Joker Goes To Court

    I don’t know if people care anymore about spoilers for this film, but no spoilers and then spoilers I guess, it’s movie time everybody. Joker: Folie à Deux stars Joaquin Phoenix, Lady Gaga, Zazie Beetz, Catherine Keener, Harry Lawtey, Brendan Gleeson, and Steve Coogan. It was written by Scott Silver and Todd Phillips and directed Read more

  • Let’s Talk About Megalopolis

    Full spoilers for the most insane movie that has ever been made ever. I know nobody is watching this because people have good sense. This is not the kind of thing I talk about. I am reviewing this simply because I have so much to say and I have to talk about it. I mean… Read more