Spoilers for everything in this ranking. Obviously. It would be really stupid of you to read this if you had any interest in watching any of these but haven't yet. We were originally going to get three more superhero movies this year, but Spider-Man Across the Spider-Verse got delayed and Warner Brothers lost all of … Continue reading Super-Ranking the Comic Book Movies and TV Shows of 2022
Not sure if this story is interesting or not but it's a weird experience and I felt it warranted mentioning. Also you don't have to read it. You could go read a different blog, or write your own post. Let me live my life! Anyway. Before... Back when COVID-19 initially became a major inconvenience, I … Continue reading Misadventures in Knitting
Happy Thanksgiving! In honor of this holiday all about eating too much food with your relatives, I decided I'd write some horror stories for you. Or at least, horror stories from my perspective. It's seasonally appropriate! The Midnight ShiftImagine, if you will, that you're a twenty year old man working at a library. Let's say … Continue reading A Few Scary Stories
It feels weird to be back writing another superhero movie review already. It's been a couple of weeks, right? Black Adam and Black Panther: Wakanda Forever are very different superhero movies. Black Adam is the vanity project of the world's baldest man. Black Panther: Wakanda Forever is a tribute to a great actor who should … Continue reading John’s Review of Black Panther: Wakanda Forever After
Spoilers for all Paul Rudd movies and shows that I've reviewed at this point. So obviously it's been a while since I did a Ruddtrospective, and I thought I should try and get everyone back up to speed. Remind myself and my readers which Paul Rudd performances should be revered and which ones should be … Continue reading Ruddtrospective #23: The Rudd Thus Far
I'm sure nobody wants to see this because this man makes too many movies and this movie looks generic as hell and DC has burned us millions of times. Nevertheless I will start by not spoiling the movie and make it obvious when I switch to spoilers. Black Adam stars Rock 'The Dwayne' Johnson. The … Continue reading A Review of The Rock’s Black Adam
I've decided to continue my weird, time-honored tradition of posting at least five brilliant movie ideas every three months. I'm not sure how much of a tradition it is because this is only my third time doing it. And is it really a tradition or is it just a pattern? How many times do you … Continue reading John’s Movie Pitches Part 3
I think I've mentioned before that I'm a little obsessed with comic books and comic book movies in general. They're a pretty big part of my life, and they always have been. I'm sure I've said this before, but I know more about the worlds of Marvel and DC comics than I know about current … Continue reading Why Do I Love Superheroes?
DISCLAIMER: This post was written one week before I plan on posting it, so by the time this is published I will no longer be in quarantine and I will have rejoined the real world. Just wanted to make that clear so as to dissuade any worries. So a few months ago I made a … Continue reading Quarantining Outside My Comfort Zone
Charlie had been staring at his computer screen for exactly one hour, forty-three minutes and seventeen seconds. In this time he had averaged two blinks every thirty minutes, and had only turned away from the computer three and a half times. Two of those times were so he could flip the novelty hourglass he kept … Continue reading Can’t The Story Just Write Itself?