Top 10 Lists
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I’ve fallen a bit behind on blog stuff lately, due to busy… things. I have a lot going on! Well, not right now. Now I’m mostly unpacking my crap and applying for jobs. Actually, I’m still busy. And stressed. And dealing with many depressions. It’s very fun being an adult! Anyway, the point is I Read more
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I wanted to talk about the Oscars somehow and I remembered I haven’t made one of these lists in a while. So here we go, everybody! I’m gonna rant a bit about some things that happened at the Oscars! Some were good. Some were bad. I’m definitely going to complain a bit. Oscars talk time! Read more
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Hey, everybody! Christmas has come and gone, and I was too tired and distracted by life to write about it on the day. But I thought we could all use some timely advice for next year’s weirdest festive season. Want to know how to handle your weird political relatives in the wake of a frustrating Read more
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Welcome to another Top 10 List Extravaganza! Have you missed these? I know I have! Many things to cover, many things to rank! Many 10 things to talk about, all the time! This is a fun one, because it focuses on a question we’ve all had to ask ourselves for years, since we were children. Read more
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It’s Top 10 list time, dawgs! (Air horn noises) I’m changing my brand. I’m gonna write these like I’m a YouTuber from 2014. Anyway, there’s still so many things to rank! So many possibilities to consider! This time? We’re talking about a topic that totally isn’t vague and esoteric: The best nickname! When I was Read more
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It’s time for another Top 10 list! And another break from ranking the important things, like ways to cook an egg or kinds of facial hair. I’ve been planning this one for a while now, and my good friend Owen MacDonald insisted I post it sooner than later, so here goes. For the bigger runs Read more
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Hey, everybody! It’s time again for me to rank and rate the most monotonous and mundane things in this world! I’m the only one on Earth who wants to make it clear where things really stand. What’s the most fun way to spend time at the gym? How many ways can you do it while Read more
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This is my third Top 10 list ranking various things, and there are more to come, but I thought I’d shake up the format a little. As some of you may know, I started writing Top 10 lists because ranking is the big thing on the internet right now and I feel there are things Read more
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Welcome, one and all, to the second installment of my now reoccurring ranking column. There are so many things in this world to rank, and so little people willing to do it. Well here I am. As I said last time, I’ll eventually pivot slightly and use these to rank movies and comics I’d recommend, Read more
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Hey, everybody! In my ongoing quest to improve myself as a human being and write weird shit on a consistent time table, I’m rededicating my efforts to this blog, the magnum opus through which I channel my most inane thoughts. You can expect more posts, more Ruddtrospectives, and more Flying Nun reviews in the near Read more
Too Many Servings of John 