Hello! I meant to write a review for Shazam! Fury of the Gods, but it was super boring and I had nothing to say about it. I've been busy with lots of writing assignments and finals, but school is now over for the summer and we're going to celebrate with a review of Guardians of … Continue reading John’s Review of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
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John Rants About The Flash(Comic Books)
Hi. Hello. Just a quick disclaimer. As I said above, I will be ranting about The Flash, as I most likely have done before in small doses. But I wanted to clarify which The Flash I plan to complain about. I will not be yelling about The Flash, the 2023 movie starring (Notoriously garbage person)Ezra … Continue reading John Rants About The Flash(Comic Books)
Ruddtrospective #25: Paul Rudd’s Tiniest Adventure Yet
This is a big movie for me especially. I've been waiting for this for some time now. People have neglected Ant-Man as a character in the past but now he's in a big epic movie and the reviews are not very positive. Did I like it though? Have I been blinded by my love of … Continue reading Ruddtrospective #25: Paul Rudd’s Tiniest Adventure Yet
Ruddtrospective #24: Three Marvelous Movies
Spoilers for three movies you've probably seen before- Captain America: Civil War, Ant-Man and the Wasp, and Avengers: Endgame. I feel a little weird about covering these movies, but you know what? If you think it's dumb then you can fight me. This may be the geekiest Ruddtrospective yet, where I get to gush about … Continue reading Ruddtrospective #24: Three Marvelous Movies
Super-Ranking the Comic Book Movies and TV Shows of 2022
Spoilers for everything in this ranking. Obviously. It would be really stupid of you to read this if you had any interest in watching any of these but haven't yet. We were originally going to get three more superhero movies this year, but Spider-Man Across the Spider-Verse got delayed and Warner Brothers lost all of … Continue reading Super-Ranking the Comic Book Movies and TV Shows of 2022
Misadventures in Knitting
Not sure if this story is interesting or not but it's a weird experience and I felt it warranted mentioning. Also you don't have to read it. You could go read a different blog, or write your own post. Let me live my life! Anyway. Before... Back when COVID-19 initially became a major inconvenience, I … Continue reading Misadventures in Knitting
A Few Scary Stories
Happy Thanksgiving! In honor of this holiday all about eating too much food with your relatives, I decided I'd write some horror stories for you. Or at least, horror stories from my perspective. It's seasonally appropriate! The Midnight ShiftImagine, if you will, that you're a twenty year old man working at a library. Let's say … Continue reading A Few Scary Stories
John’s Review of Black Panther: Wakanda Forever After
It feels weird to be back writing another superhero movie review already. It's been a couple of weeks, right? Black Adam and Black Panther: Wakanda Forever are very different superhero movies. Black Adam is the vanity project of the world's baldest man. Black Panther: Wakanda Forever is a tribute to a great actor who should … Continue reading John’s Review of Black Panther: Wakanda Forever After
Ruddtrospective #23: The Rudd Thus Far
Spoilers for all Paul Rudd movies and shows that I've reviewed at this point. So obviously it's been a while since I did a Ruddtrospective, and I thought I should try and get everyone back up to speed. Remind myself and my readers which Paul Rudd performances should be revered and which ones should be … Continue reading Ruddtrospective #23: The Rudd Thus Far
A Review of The Rock’s Black Adam
I'm sure nobody wants to see this because this man makes too many movies and this movie looks generic as hell and DC has burned us millions of times. Nevertheless I will start by not spoiling the movie and make it obvious when I switch to spoilers. Black Adam stars Rock 'The Dwayne' Johnson. The … Continue reading A Review of The Rock’s Black Adam
Too Many Servings Of John 