Welcome to my blog! This project means a lot to me, so I wanted to thank you for your support. I can’t promise that every post will be brief, but I can promise that most of the things I say will be completely idiotic.
I learned how to read when I was two years old. My day-care provider, Judy Cloutier, is one of the nicest, sweetest, and smartest people I’ve ever met, and I cannot thank her enough for making sure I could read as early as possible(In case it’s not clear, I’d like to clarify that I do not currently have a day-care provider. I change my own diapers now.). I developed a deep urge to escape our boring old reality through the world of literature, and have been obsessed with writing and creating my own realities ever since.
I decided to start this blog for many reasons: the possibility of getting my work out there, a schedule that will keep me writing more often, and the chance to get rid of some of the random, completely unproductive thoughts that pop into my head. I want to come up with new ideas for my writing, but disguise it as a blog. If I can make a single person laugh, or read any of this crap, I’ll be happy.
I plan to just write whatever, like poems, short stories, and random musings about my day. But I really just want to do what I do best: rant endlessly about movies. I’ll be reviewing random movies and shows I watch, and everything DC and Marvel. I was also asked to review really horrible movies, so if anyone has any suggestions or requests, please reach out to me through my email.
And most important of all, I’ll be reviewing the filmography of the ageless God himself, Paul Stephen Rudd, in my new series of reviews: Ruddtrospective. So stay tuned! If you get some sort of enjoyment out of all the dumb crap I say, then this is for you. Nothing makes me happier than writing dumb crap and making people laugh, and nothing is dumber than the stuff I’m gonna post here.
Too Many Servings Of John 