My Greatest Fear

Welcome to my fiftieth blog post!!! I did it! Yaaaaaaaaay. Thank you to everyone who has read my posts so far. And no thank you if you aren't reading my blog. I can definitively say that if you've never read my blog then you aren't my friend and I don't like you. Because you aren't … Continue reading My Greatest Fear →

I Rewatched Space Jam: A New Legacy And This Is The Full Review!

Full spoilers for this full review of this bad movie that I love! About five months ago I attempted to rewatch my favorite/least favorite movie, Space Jam: A New Legacy. My plan was to provide 115 thoughts I had while watching it, because this movie is 115 minutes long. But the awesomeness that is this … Continue reading I Rewatched Space Jam: A New Legacy And This Is The Full Review! →

Superpowers

Because I'm a known comic book fan I've been asked many times which superpower I would want to have. It's an interesting question that I've thought about a lot, but I've never really come up with a definitive answer. Lately all the answers I can think of are mostly negative self-deprecative ideas that would inevitably … Continue reading Superpowers →

I Finished Rewatching Space Jam: A New Legacy And I Need A Hug

More spoilers for this horrible movie that I love. A long time ago I decided to do a live reaction review of Space Jam: A New Legacy and post 115 thoughts I had about the film on my blog. I made it through half of the movie before I couldn't take it anymore, and the … Continue reading I Finished Rewatching Space Jam: A New Legacy And I Need A Hug →

Some Nerdy Ramblings About The Batman(Not A Review)

As I said in the title, this is not a review of The Batman, because I won't get to see that until the day after I'm releasing this. This is more of a cathartic exercise for me. I've gotten way too excited for this movie, and I want to get rid of some of the … Continue reading Some Nerdy Ramblings About The Batman(Not A Review) →

John’s TV Show Pitches!

Following the immense success of my five weird movie pitches, I thought I should take my talents to another industry entirely. Why stop with movies when I can make way more money off these incredibly lucrative ideas I have? It's time for me to take my talents to TV! Hoopy Days - Hoop Springs EternalWillard … Continue reading John’s TV Show Pitches! →

John’s Movie Pitches!

I have a lot of really weird ideas rolling around in my head that I just need to get on paper. So I thought I could do it in the form of movie pitches! So we'll see how this goes. And if anyone has any suggestions on how to continue to avoid finishing my Space … Continue reading John’s Movie Pitches! →

I’m Just So Tired

I fell asleep during my Communications class again today. The teacher didn't notice, because he's teaching 120 students in a big lecture hall. It sounds like I didn't snore this time, and I doubt anyone else noticed. I also record the lectures for this class, so I really didn't miss anything. It's all good. At … Continue reading I’m Just So Tired →

Walking In A Winter Wonderland

As I step out the door I feel the chill begin to creep through my bodyIf I don't move quickly I soon won't be able to move at allI'm ten feet away from my apartment and my legs are already going numbI knew I should've worn something thicker than my Space Jam: A New Legacy … Continue reading Walking In A Winter Wonderland →

Technical Difficulties

Okay. This is it. you're going to write a blog post. No more distractions. You can't keep staring off into the distance. You have to get something done. The ideas won't come to you out of nowhere, and the post certainly won't write itself. You gotta focus, John. Stop letting random and useless thoughts get … Continue reading Technical Difficulties →