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2022: A Year in Review
Last year I reviewed all the 2021 movies I’d seen. I had watched about 48. This year, I’m not only… Read more
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Super-Ranking the Comic Book Movies and TV Shows of 2022
Spoilers for everything in this ranking. Obviously. It would be really stupid of you to read this if you had… Read more
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Misadventures in Knitting
Not sure if this story is interesting or not but it’s a weird experience and I felt it warranted mentioning.… Read more
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John’s Review of Black Panther: Wakanda Forever After
It feels weird to be back writing another superhero movie review already. It’s been a couple of weeks, right? Black… Read more
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A Review of The Rock’s Black Adam
I’m sure nobody wants to see this because this man makes too many movies and this movie looks generic as… Read more
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John’s Movie Pitches – Volume Three
I’ve decided to continue my weird, time-honored tradition of posting at least five brilliant movie ideas every three months. I’m… Read more
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Why Do I Love Superheroes?
I think I’ve mentioned before that I’m a little obsessed with comic books and comic book movies in general. They’re… Read more
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Quarantining Outside My Comfort Zone
DISCLAIMER: This post was written one week before I plan on posting it, so by the time this is published… Read more
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Can’t The Story Just Write Itself?
Charlie had been staring at his computer screen for exactly one hour, forty-three minutes and seventeen seconds. In this time… Read more
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Nothing is Happening
Today’s my day off! I could try and rope someone into taking me to Grand Marais, but I’d much rather… Read more
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John’s Review of Taika Waititi’s Potentially Nonsensical Thor 4
Despite working at a summer camp with limited access to the internet, I yet again managed to spoil the ending… Read more
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A Modern Fairy Tale
I wanted to start writing short stupid stories in different formats. And this week I decided to write my own… Read more
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Canoeing Outside My Comfort Zone
For many reasons that don’t really make sense, I chose to spend my summer working at a summer camp that… Read more
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John’s Movie Pitches – Volume Two
About three months ago I decided that the best way to break into Hollywood was to tell them my ideas… Read more
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I Tried To Write A Song
I’m not the first person to point out how unrealistic some songs can be. You could go on Spotify right… Read more
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Stuck In An Elevator
A few months ago I was at work during an extremely short campus-wide power outage. It was probably about five… Read more
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Ruddtrospective #22: Sixty Percent of the Time…
Full spoilers for the movie Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy as well as the sequel, Anchorman 2: The Legend… Read more
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John’s Review of Doctor Strange’s Fun Time Multiverse Adventure
Just like with No Way Home, I managed to spoil like 90% of this before I saw it. But for… Read more
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John’s Review of Everything Everywhere All at Once and The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent
I will clearly mark when I begin to spoil both of these movies with very long titles, because I think… Read more
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Ruddtrospective #21: The Best Paul Rudd Movie?
Spoilers for Ideal Home, which might be the best Paul Rudd movie I’ve watched so far. You really should watch… Read more
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An Ode To Spring
It feels as if the ground is buckling under me with each slippery step. The unforgiving concrete has been coated… Read more
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Ruddtrospective #20: Happy 53rd Birthday, Paul!!!
Full spoilers for Gen-Y Cops, which is one of the most unintentionally(I assume) hilarious movies that I’ve ever seen. Gen-Y… Read more
