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Can’t The Story Just Write Itself?
Charlie had been staring at his computer screen for exactly one hour, forty-three minutes and seventeen seconds. In this time… Read more
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Nothing is Happening
Today’s my day off! I could try and rope someone into taking me to Grand Marais, but I’d much rather… Read more
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John’s Review of Taika Waititi’s Potentially Nonsensical Thor 4
Despite working at a summer camp with limited access to the internet, I yet again managed to spoil the ending… Read more
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A Modern Fairy Tale
I wanted to start writing short stupid stories in different formats. And this week I decided to write my own… Read more
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Canoeing Outside My Comfort Zone
For many reasons that don’t really make sense, I chose to spend my summer working at a summer camp that… Read more
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John’s Movie Pitches – Volume Two
About three months ago I decided that the best way to break into Hollywood was to tell them my ideas… Read more
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I Tried To Write A Song
I’m not the first person to point out how unrealistic some songs can be. You could go on Spotify right… Read more
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Stuck In An Elevator
A few months ago I was at work during an extremely short campus-wide power outage. It was probably about five… Read more
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Ruddtrospective #22: Sixty Percent of the Time…
Full spoilers for the movie Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy as well as the sequel, Anchorman 2: The Legend… Read more
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John’s Review of Doctor Strange’s Fun Time Multiverse Adventure
Just like with No Way Home, I managed to spoil like 90% of this before I saw it. But for… Read more
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John’s Review of Everything Everywhere All at Once and The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent
I will clearly mark when I begin to spoil both of these movies with very long titles, because I think… Read more
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Ruddtrospective #21: The Best Paul Rudd Movie?
Spoilers for Ideal Home, which might be the best Paul Rudd movie I’ve watched so far. You really should watch… Read more
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An Ode To Spring
It feels as if the ground is buckling under me with each slippery step. The unforgiving concrete has been coated… Read more
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Ruddtrospective #20: Happy 53rd Birthday, Paul!!!
Full spoilers for Gen-Y Cops, which is one of the most unintentionally(I assume) hilarious movies that I’ve ever seen. Gen-Y… Read more
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It’s Time To Review Morbius!
No spoilers for the movie Morbius will be covered in this post. No purposeful spoilers, at least. I want people… Read more
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My Greatest Fear
Welcome to my fiftieth blog post!!! I did it! Yaaaaaaaaay. Thank you to everyone who has read my posts so… Read more
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Ruddtrospective #19: Tiny Justice
Spoilers for the movie Ant-Man! I’m finally covering one of the Marvel movies! Although if you’re reading this you’ve probably… Read more
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I Rewatched Space Jam: A New Legacy And This Is The Full Review!
Full spoilers for this full review of this bad movie that I love! About five months ago I attempted to… Read more
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Superpowers
Because I’m a known comic book fan I’ve been asked many times which superpower I would want to have. It’s… Read more
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Ruddtrospective #18: Road Trippin’/Road Paintin’
Spoilers for Overnight Delivery, a movie you haven’t seen and shouldn’t see because it’s terrible and weird and no. Also… Read more
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I Finished Rewatching Space Jam: A New Legacy And I Need A Hug
More spoilers for this horrible movie that I love. A long time ago I decided to do a live reaction… Read more
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Ruddtrospective #17: Judd Apatow Is A Good Director – Part Three
Spoilers for the movie This Is 40, Judd Apatow’s second depressing movie about being forty years old. This Is 40(2012)… Read more
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Ruddtrospective #16: Judd Apatow Is A Good Director – Part Two
Spoilers for Knocked Up and the Paul Rudd/Seth Rogen Super Bowl Lay’s commercial. You probably already know that I like… Read more
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A Review of The Batman (Now with added John!)
Obviously this movie just came out so I’m going to do a non-spoiler review up top and then move into… Read more
Too Many Servings of John 