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Thanksgiving For The Thankless: Gobble Gobble
Thanksgiving is a holiday all about reuniting with your loved ones, enjoying some excellent turkey(Unless you’re vegetarian, vegan, pescatarian or… Read more
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Thanksgiving For The Thankless: No Strings Attached
Thanksgiving is a holiday all about reuniting with your loved ones, watching the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, and appreciating what… Read more
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Thanksgiving For The Thankless: Just Desserts
Thanksgiving is a holiday all about reuniting with your loved ones, eating good pie, and appreciating what you have. For… Read more
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Ruddtrospective #5: Who Ya Gonna Call?
As few spoilers for the movie Ghostbusters: Afterlife as possible. Even though it’s very difficult to spoil this movie. Because… Read more
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Ruddtrospective #4: I Love This Movie, Man
Lots of spoilers for the Paul Rudd classic, I Love You, Man(2009), and the great jokes in it; again it’s… Read more
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In Honor Of The Sexiest Man Alive
I’d prefer not to put out two posts in the same day, but this man deserves it. At time of… Read more
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Ruddtrospective #3: Rock And Roll All Night And Part Of Every Day
Full spoilers for the movie Role Models(2008), including all my favorite jokes; the plot isn’t that intricate and you’ll still… Read more
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A Reflection on Television
I’d be able to get so much done if other, more creative people would just stop making things. Like most… Read more
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John’s Review Of Marvel’s Eternals And Why It’s Not As Bad As People Say
I’m going to try my best not to spoil this movie but there are no guarantees. Most of what I… Read more
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Am I Too Hard On Myself? I Don’t Think So.
Today I took a Jefferson Lines bus home for fall break. It’s my second time on the Jefferson Lines, but… Read more
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Ruddtrospective #2: Clueless About Something
Spoilers for the movies Clueless, The Object of My Affection, and Our Idiot Brother. Before we cover the career defining… Read more
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A Truly Scary Story
It begins with a stuffed mouse. It has distinctly round black ears that could be recognized from any distance. At… Read more
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Why Pitch Perfect and Monsters University are the Same Movie: A Contemplation
This is something I’ve wanted to write about for some time now, as it’s a very clear comparison that not… Read more
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The Never Ending Battle
I’m lost Struggling Grasping for breath beneath the unrelenting waves Of tacky desk confectionaries A nearby aisle assaults me with… Read more
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Ruddtrospective #1: An Assortment of Bad Movies
Spoilers for the movies The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Admission, and This Is The End. As some of you… Read more
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Intro To John
Welcome to my blog! This project means a lot to me, so I wanted to thank you for your support.… Read more
Too Many Servings of John 